Nipple Time

tomyhusband:

You better know what time it is.



WHEN I GET WHITEGIRLWASTED

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M JUST LIKE


When I graduated high school


Most people’s idea of the perfect relationship

howtobealandshark:

my idea of the perfect relationship…


When my friends and I stay up all night smoking

howtobealandshark:

I’m just like…


When I’m drunk and trying to comfort my friend


After my first three shots of tequila,

butitsonsale:

I’m like…

then one more,


When my guy friends try to brag about how many girls they have had sex with

butitsonsale:

                                     


when i am having a rough day and someone tries to cheer me up by saying “there’s worse things in the world”

butitsonsale: